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0shakespearein as you like it adli komedisinden bir parcadir bu. tamami soyledir:
all the world’s a stage,
and all the men and women merely players;
they all have their exits and their entrances,
and one man in his time plays many parts,
his acts being seven ages. at first the infant,
mewling and puking in his nurse’s arms;
then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
and shining morning face, creeping like snail
unwillingly to school. and then the lover,
sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
made to his mistress’ eyebrow. then, a soldier,
full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
seeking the bubble reputation
even in the cannon’s mouth. and then, the justice,
in fair round belly, with good capon lined,
with eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
full of wise saws and modern instances,
and so he plays his part. the sixth age shifts
into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
with spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
his youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
for his shrunk shank-, and his big manly voice,
turning again toward childish treble, pipes
and whistles in his sound. last scene of all,
that ends this strange eventful history,
is second childishness, and mere oblivion,
sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
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banane olm
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bazi insanlar sadece dunyanin
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turkiyede dogmak
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bozdun mu ulan kızı
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niye yaşıyoruz harbi
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bu evrende ölürsek diğer evrenlerde de
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buraya uğrayınca
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dua lipa travlara benziyor
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abi karı milleti sevilmez zaten
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çoook sıkıcı
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sozluge gelen tum trafik ferredan geliyo aq
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sabahtan beri kakılmışa kakıyom
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sozlugun yavaslik
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vajinanın sidikli tadı ve kekremsi kokusu
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sözlüğe 1 gigolayt ram vermişler amg
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benim bi akrabam var kıçında don yok
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allah dünya hayatına müdahele etmiyor
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karının makata aparat taktırnak istiyorum
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çaylak olan adam niye sinyal atar
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ateistlere de bise demiyorum
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simetrik olmayan yüz ve göz
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travesti ile el ele gezen incici
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sıradan bir incici cuck aile fotosu
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beyler geelin re cep tayyibe neden oy verdiklerini
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muallak taşı gerçekten havada duruyor mu
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a101 den hadi kart alırken kimlik gerekiyor mu
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izmirde yine grev mi var
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incelller benim kardeşimdir
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habiscan niye caylak laa
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metroda katledilen kizin odasi
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