cassiel

zenci gibi olmalı
arabası olmalı
guzel para kazanmalı
ciksi olmalı
ıyı niyetli olmalı
yalan soylememeli
aldatmaya meyilli olmamalı
yatakta iyi olmalı
asırı kıskanc olmamalı
bana karısmamalı
artistik yapmamalı
boyu en az bnm kadar olmalı

http://fizy.com/#s/1ahvmm

bu ayın şarkısı:)

sözlügün en komik yazarı

çelişkili yazar

şişko yaşlı bıyıklı amlı

bugün çarşıya çıktık, birlikte bayramlık aldık. yarın sabah yeni cicilerimle ellerinden öpeceğim!

tee amerıkalardan getirdigi mantar corbasını hasta yatagımda sıcak sıcak bir güzel ictikten sonra, "ayıp lan bir tantuni yedirmedin bana" diyip vicdan azabı cekmeme neden olan kırmızı yanaklı, gamzeli, sirt cantalı, tuvalete gidip bir daha dönmeyen, 3 yıllık ankara'lı olmasına ragmen zerre yer bilmeyen, alısveris yapmaya bayıldıgim, cırtlak renklerin hastasi, müthis kremalı tavuklu makarna ustasi, kasla göz arasinda sıvısabilen, gülünce insanın icini ısıtan, birlikteyken delicesine eglendigim, sacmasapan konusup anlastıgımız, cemcük agızlı, amerikalarda kalem satacagım tatlım kusum, sekerparem, findugum. eyt

-dilim mor mu lan
-manyak karı

sözlüğe yeni bir soluk getirmeyi amaç edinmiş esprili arkadaşlarımızdan. severim kendisini.

benim fake adresim beyler ne olur ne olmaz diye açtım.

iki göğsüm arası aşkın dinlendiği tek vadi
yasla o güzel başını canımın yongası sevgili
aşkla tanıştırıp sarıp sarmalasın bu deli seni...

adam behlül beyler

@239
oy benim deli yangınım... hasret çiçeğim... bana şiir de yazarmış.. keşke bende de o yetenek olsaydı da ben de sana yazabilseydim.. sen sarıp sarmala beni. al iki göğsünün arasına...

@241
gece ayazı yemiş göğsüm (üşüdüm)
vadim toz duman (karıştım)
aşk terk-i diyar eylemiş (arkasından ağladım)
söyleyin yar'e bir dahakine tez gelsin (bilsin istedim)
üzülmesin, üzmesin ben ona canımın yongası dedim ... (gayet açık)

bu aralar sakinleşti sanki *

ağır huuruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

slm knk

o her zaman gulen yuzu ,
bazen huzunlu bi $arkidir...

şu adamın kızını gibmeyi bırakın artık yeter.

beğendim yazarlardan biri. öyle her nik altına yazılan fake yazılardan değil bu.adam gerçekten güzel yazıyor