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bak kardeşim,
düne kadar yanına müridlerini toplamış bir tarikat lideriydim. sabahlara kadar demli çay eşliğinde sohbet yapar, zikir çekerdik. bir gün islamı geniş alanlara yayma ve tebliğ için evime bilgisayar alıp internete bağlandım. çeşitli adult sitelerinde çok muhterem arkadaşlarla helal dairesi içinde ibretlik paylaşımlarda bulunduk. o siteden bir kardeş burayı tavsiye etti. müspet bir yerdir dedi. günaşırı girmeye başladım, namazı niyazı boşladık. fakat yüce rabbim şefkat tokadını akşetmekte gecikmedi ki insanlığın deccalı seninle karşılaştım. insan demekten haya ediyorum ama sen ne pis, ne anası gibişmiş huur çocuğuymuşsun be. ama sen hiç merak etme, istişareye yattım ve rüyamda ip'ni gördüm. en yakında zamanda seni bu gaflet uykusundan uyandırmak için ceviz kıracağı ile daşşaklarını sıkmaya geliyorum, son duanı et kardeş. -
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0aynen hacı, ziyaretler ve zirveler kalkınca incigiber'e tatsızlaştı sanki.
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0zütüncülere mi birakcaktik lan burdayim tabi ki
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0bir yazı "sseenn aşırı derecede sevimli birşeysin tarif edilecek gibi değil. prenses süreyyam, dünya güzeli, çok güzel böyle zeytin yeşili gözleri, tatlıııı, munissss, ahhh şiveli metinim güzel canım, kedi canını seniiinn.."
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0-hi, there.we've had a lot of fun tonight, but on a more serious note, this is the time of year when we remember the importance of giving.
-and there's no greater gift than the gift of booty.
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0david: but what are you doing right? ... utica, albany, all the other branches are struggling, ... what that is ?
m. scott: david, here it is.
my philosophy
is basically this.
and this is something
that l live by,
and l always have,
and l always will.
don't ever,
for any reason,
do anything to anyone
for any reason ever,
no matter what,
no matter where,
or who,
or who you are with,
or where you are going,
or where you've been
ever,
for any reason
whatsoever...
sometimes l'll start
a sentence and l don't
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0dear 6,
please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. you shouldn't be talking. i hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
sincerely, 7 - 358.
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0sahibim gibi bisey
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0panpam , kaliteli hoşsohbet yazar
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0seviyorum bu bini.
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0entrylerini okumadan güne başlayamadığım über-insan.
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0edmond dantes'di...
ve babamdı...
... ve annemdi.
kardeşimdi...
arkadaşımdı...
sendi...
... ve bendi
hepimizdi...
kimse o geceyi ve inci için ne anlam ifade ettiğini unutmayacak.. -
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0˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★2011★ mutlu★* 。*˛.*.。˛**.。˛**.。*.。
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★*yıllar★ 。**.。˛**.。˛**
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫*˛.* ˛_π_____.♥pampa♥ ˛* ˛**.。˛**.。
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *
• (... '•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ ... ★..
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0you know when i said i knew little about love? that wasn't true. i know a lot about love. i've seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. all those wars. pain, lies, hate... it made me want to turn away and never look down again. but when i see the way that mankind loves... you could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. so yes, i know that love is unconditional. but i also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and... what i'm trying to say, tristan is... i think i love you. is this love, tristan? i never imagined i'd know it for myself. my heart... it feels like my chest can barely contain it. like it's trying to escape because it doesn't belong to me any more. it belongs to you. and if you wanted it, i'd wish for nothing in exchange - no fits. no goods. no demonstrations of devotion. nothing but knowing you loved me too. just your heart, in exchange for mine.
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0- pulling down her pants
yanking off my own
underneath the mistletoe
i'll make your sister moan
oh! heather's hot, heather's hot
and we'll go all the way...
- i wish i could see her naked
i wish i could see her naked
i wish i could see her naked
and down on all fours.
- ted has a little sister
gets hotter every day
and if i ever meet her with her boobies i will play!
everybody! sister, sister, sister! -
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0you say lady gaga, i say led zeppelin
you say hannah montana, i say acdc
you say owl city, i say deep purple
you say jonas brothers, i say the rolling stones
you say justin bieber, i say queen
you say taylor swift, i say guns & roses.
95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop songs over and over. if your one of the 5% left who still listen to real music, thumb this up, then copy and paste it to t least 5 video's. dont let the spirit of rock and roll die! -
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0"it feels like there's a real excitement about british actors," garfield says. "i can't really figure it out. i get surprised every time someone thinks i'm good. but maybe it's the training we go through that our generation of american actors don't seem to be in touch with. the majority of young people just want to be stars and don't really care how they get there. i think of it this way: english actors go to drama school, or they try to, and american actors go to the gym."
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0i swear, i have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. i don't get it, ok? i, i, i admit, i, i'm not getting the signals. i am not getting it! women, they're so subtle, their little.. everything they do is subtle.. men are not subtle, we are obvious. women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? we want women, that's it! it's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. how do we get them? oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. the next step after that we have no idea. this is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. these are the best ideas we've had so far.. the car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? have you seen men doing this? what is this? the man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. this man is out of ideas. i mean what is he expecting? for the woman to stop and say "hey you honked at me .. ahhhh that's so sweet .. i never knew you felt this way!"?
the amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we. men, i mean, men are with women. you see men with women. how are men getting women, many people wonder. let me tell you a little bit about our organization. where ever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. now, he may not be our best man, ok, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. that's why, i think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: "where to meet men?". we're here, we are everywhere. we're honking our horns to serve you better.
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