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0you're going to the mall. you find the index of all stores, and locate gnc. you walk to gnc. you're not sure of what is inside, but you can enter free of charge and look around and see everything there is to see. this is the surface web. you notice a door in the back of gnc, it is deadbolted with the label "angie verona pron", you can't get in here, no one can tell you what is in there, no one is willing to say they knew the door existed, this would be a deeper portion of the web. is there a door beyond that door? who knows. how deep does the rabbit hole go?
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402.
0i hope to god you know about how computer security works b/c the people behind some of the wicked shiet (child getting injected with herion/little girls getting raped by prisoners/etc) pretty much run the dark world. if your anus is not prepared, you'll heavily regret digging yourself deeper than you should have.
the fbi/nsa monitor the content going through but are unable to figure out the portions that you wish you could see. reason? the people who make up the darker portion of this underground society are like nanabots operating a 24/7 365 ever changing operation that will remain untraceable , regardless of who attempts to decipher the scheme. this is why the agencies stick to what's on the surface and go after the small time/wannabe pervs that can easily be traced/arrested.
tl;dr: the true deep web = unaccessible unless you are part of the "group". all the illegal shiet that runs through this world go through this portion of the web. stay away from this unless you know about the deeper sanctums of how this content is operated on. -
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0gecenin geç vakti, saat olmuş üç. herkes zilzurna sarhoş. taksi çağırılır, duraktan yakup abi gelir. abi dediğime bakmayın pisliğin tekidir. gerçek anlamda pisliğin özü, hiçbir şaka veya dostça taşlama olmadan. otuz beş yaşlarında saçlarında bir tutam beyazı vardır saklayamaz hiçbir zaman. köşeli suratı ortasında kocaman bir burnu ve ağzında da sigarası bu adamı kimse sevmez. tek başına yaşar ve geçimini bulduğu geçici işlerle sağlar. adamın hayatı hakkında pek birşey de bilmiyorum, bilmek istemiyorum. nasılsın yakup abi falan dedim. o da bugün pek iyi olmadığını öğleyin duraktan bir taksici arkadaşının şu an sürdüğü araçta başına silah dayayıp canına kıydığını söyledi. başın sağolsun protokolünden sonra sağol dedi sustu adam.
ne olduysa sonra pislik herif hızını arttırdı birden ve deli gibi sürmeye başladı! makas, hatalı sollama aşırı hız gırla gidiyor. ben ve arkadaşlarım altımıza sıçıyorduk neredeyse.
-yakup abi ne yapiyorsun öldürücek mi̇si̇n bi̇zi̇!!!
- ne var oğlum ruhu arabadan çıkarmaya çalışıyorum.
neyseki polis aracı göründü arkadan. takıldı bize ve kenara çektirdi arabayı. memurlar yakup abiyi kontrol etti, adam dumanlı çıktı. zütürdüler merkeze adamı ayılttılar. sonra öğrendik ki adam her taksi seferine dumanlı kafa ile başlıyormuş. bugün ise gitmiş farklı ne idüğü belirsiz birşey, ara sokaktan bir travestiden almış birşeyler. yakup abinin sağını solunu şaşırtmış bu belirsiz madde. şerefsiz adam az daha bizi de kendisini de öldürüyordu. yarın sabah haberlerinde e-5 de trajik kaza dört ölü manşetleri görücektik.
yakup abi geceyi merkezde geçirdi bizi de polisler eve bıraktı. sonradan duydum yakup abi duraktan atılmış, milyarlık cezayı da yemiş. beter olsun. ama bu tek vukuatı değil. size yaşayan en zararlı canlı yakup abi'nin başka vukuatlarını da anlatıcam bu en hafifi. -
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0a salesman knocks on the door of a house and a boy, about six years old, answers. he has a playboy magazine in one hand, a half-empty bottle of scotch in the other and is smoking a big cigar.
"hello, little boy," says the salesman. "are your parents home?"
the kid just looks at him, takes a big puff off of the cigar, slowly exhales and finally replies, "what the fuck do you think?" -
405.
0alaskagul
bgrud
hsroad
akromun
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0playing guitar involves putting your fingers in the right spots--if you can type, you can play guitar.
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0birinci nesil olması bir şeyi değiştirmez orosbu çocuğu
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409.
0what you learn in jail?
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0the longer you stay on the internet the thicker your skin gets
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411.
0high five a vagina.
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412.
0i believe it's called the westermarck effect. if a person spends a long amount of time near someone who is growing up (6 or younger usually) or someone is growing up while spending a long amount of time around someone, they will be psychologically unattracted to that person sexually. it's a natural effect that prevents incest. i think it's also why stepdads can be very abusive.
that's the other half of the westermarck effect. if you meet someone you're genetically close to, but weren't raised with, you go nutso sexy time for each other.
have to be careful meeting that long lost family.
explains why a lot of people find their cousins hot too.
it's been suggested that this is also why freud had such a fixation on mommy issues - he was raised by nannies, and thus found his mother highly attractive due to genetic compatibility.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...ogy%29#westermarck_effect
hm, ok, oddly enough we're attracted to genetic incompatibility ... look up major histocompatibility complex. it's more advantageous to mate with people who are dissimilar to you because it reduces homozygosity and can improve the immune system strength of your offspring. -
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0huur çocuğudur.
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414.
0-˛aban bu neeaaTümünü Göster
-elmaaa
-s koy
-selma.. ah˝h˝
-g˝á˝na gooooy
-ahah ay˝p ol˚rr
-goy goooooy!
-ahah herkesin iáinde!...
-yaw elman˝n g˝á˝na s gooooy
-elma.. elmass.. haaaaa elmas! kim áald˝ elmas˝
ben geená kˆr biir dilenciyiiim
sokaaak sokaaak gezeeeriim
beniii gˆreen zengiiinlerdeeen
biraazc˝k yaard˝m iisteriiim
(sutoglan, 12.12.2003 12:35 ~ 12:55)
stan: who are you?
johnny: we're that band, radiohead.
scott: [raises his head] jesus!
ed: jeez, what a li'l crybaby!
colin: are you gonna cry all day, crybaby??
thom: you know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
ed: come om, guys, let's go. this kid is totally not cool. [the members of the band start leaving]
thom: yeah, that's the most uncool kid i've ever met.
phil: little crybaby!
[angel has just saved rachel from a violently abusive boyfriend, while spike watches ó and narrates ó from the rooftop.]
spike [as rachel, falsetto]: how can i thank you, you mysterious, black-clad, hunk of a night thing?
spike [as angel, basso]: no need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. you see, i was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. now i'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. [rachel sways closer to angel; he steps back, warding her off with his hands.] no, not the hair! never the hair!
spike [as rachel]: but there must be some way i can show my appreciation.
spike [as angel]: no, helping those in need's my job. and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
spike [as rachel]: i understand. i have a nephew who's gay, so...
spike [as angel]: ah. say no more. evil's still afoot ... and i'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel that i like so much. quickly! to the angelmobile ó away! [rachel and angel leave. spike lights a cigarette.]
spike [as spike]: go on, liam. play the big, strapping hero while you can. you have a few surprises coming your wayóthe ring of amarra, a visit from your old pal spike, andóoh, yeahóyour gruesome, horrible death.
you're *not* friends. you'll never be friends. you'll be in love till it kills you both. you'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. (ba˛˝n˝ i˛aret eder) love isn't brains, children, it's blood... (gˆs¸ne vurur) blood screaming inside you to work its will. *i* may be love's bitch, but at least *i'm* man enough to admit it.
every man dies not every man really lives
i am constantine. john constantine. asshole.
i don't know! i don't know why i did it, i don't know why i enjoyed it, and i don't know why i'll do it again!
i didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
beatles'te be˛ minare.. let it be olan let it be.
was mich nicht umbringt macht mich st‰rker
bir rˆportajinda nazim hikmet¥i cekistiren denyomatik elemani "yahu, sen ne diyorsun, ben sagciymisim da, nazim solcuymus da, biz birbimizin d¸smaniymisiz da, yok daha neler, ulan, biz nazim ile b¸t¸n g¸n siyaset tartisir, aksam olunca da beyoglu¥nda beraber kiz tavlardik, ne diyorsun sen be ?"
ermeniler'in tehcir karar˝ndan sonra, bunu bir soyk˝r˝m ve vah˛et olarak niteleyen avrupa'n˝n, o dˆnem en g¸ál¸ ¸lkesi ingiltere'nin b¸y¸keláisi, abdulhamit'in huzuruna á˝kar. elái, abdulhamit'e, gˆr¸˛me s˝ras˝nda; "daha ne kadar ermeni ˆld¸receksiniz?" diye sorar. tum imparatorluk genelinde, muazzam bir istihbarat ag˝na ve buna bal˝ olarak kusursuz bir bilgi ak˝˛˝na sahip olan abdulhamit, gayet sogukkanl˝, eláiye dˆnerek, "4 aral˝k 1912 sabah˝ saat 03:30da yunan bal˝ká˝ teknesinin ta˛˝d˝˝ 33 kasa ingiliz yap˝m˝ t¸fei artvin'de ermenilere dag˝tan ingiliz ajanlar˝n˝n, silah ba˛˝na istedikleri t¸rk kellesi kadar daha ermeni ˆld¸receiz" demesi, zannediyorum tarihin en muazzam ayarlar˝ndan birisi olmustur.
what do you looking at? you're all a bunch of fucking assholes. you know why? 'cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. you need people like me. you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." so, what that make you? good? you're not good; you just know how to hide. how do lie. me, i don't have that problem. me, i always tell the truth--even when i lie. so say goodnight to the bad guy. come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell you. come on, make way for the bad guy. there's a bad guy comin' through; you better get out to his way!"
anlam˝:
neye bak˝yorsunuz ha? hepiniz lanet serserilersiniz. neden biliyor musunuz? olmak istediiniz gibi olmaya cesaretiniz yok. sizin gibi insanlar˝n bana ihtiyac˝ var á¸nk¸ o s.ktiimin parmaklar˝n˝zla beni gˆsterip ìi˛te kˆt¸ adamî diyebilirsiniz. bu sizi ne yapar. iyi mi? iyi deilsiniz. sadece nas˝l saklanaca˝n˝z˝ ve yalan sˆylemeyi biliyorsunuz. benim bˆyle bir problemim yok. ben her zaman doruyu sˆylerim, yalan sˆylerken bile. ˛imdi kˆt¸ adama
iyi geceler dileyinî
bir adam˝ sabah gˆrd¸¸mde tesad¸f olarak kabul ederim, ˆlen ayn˝ adam˝ bir daha gˆr¸rsem ku˛kulan˝r˝m. ak˛am kar˛˝la˛t˝˝m˝zda teredd¸ts¸z silah˝m˝ áekip vururum. tesad¸flere inanmam
the burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. they'd rather sit in front of the tv and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at. you have beavis and butt-head telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is--people are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because america has raised them like that."
yani diyor ki..
"orijinal olmak beraberinde bir y¸k getirir ve insanlar bunu kabul etmek istemiyor. bunun yerine oturup televizyon izliyorlar ve televizyonun kendilerine neyi sevmelerini, neyi sat˝n almalar˝n˝ ve neye g¸lmelerini sˆylemesine izin veriyorlar. beavis and butthead size hangi m¸ziin iyi olduunu sˆyl¸yor. sitcomlar eer esprinin nerede olduunu anlayamayacak kadar aptalsan˝z, g¸lmeniz iáin kahkaha efekti veriyor. insanlar kendileri d¸˛¸nemeyecek kadar tembel ve aptal, á¸nk¸ amerika kendilerini bu ˛ekilde yeti˛tirdi"
eer áocukluumuzdaki alg˝ d¸zeyimizi b¸y¸d¸káe koruyabilseydik, hepimiz birer dahi olurduk
miroluu miroluuu bu ¸lkede ki˛i ba˛˝na 3 casus d¸˛¸yooo! (bkz: deli y¸rek)
kyle: okay. we can use my dad's computer to call all the kids together.
stan: wait. before we put a message out, do a search on the word, "clitoris."
kyle: oh, okay... "found: eight million pages with the word, 'clitoris.'"
stan: wow!
kyle: i'll just try the first one. "you must be eighteen to enter this website." okay. "welcome to 'german sick fetish video.' if you are undereighteen, do not--" well, okay...
german: do my sheiza game!
kyle: dude! it's a lady getting pooed on!
stan: whoa! is it cartman's mom?
cartman: oh, very funny.
kyle: hey! it is cartman's mom!
german: essen mein sheiza.
lian: all-righty, then!
cartman: aw, son of a bitch! [gets shocked] ow!
ike: ba-ba-ba-ba
kyle: get outta here, ike. you're too young for this stuff.
ike: bull shit.
stan: what's he doing, now?
german: essen mein sheiza.
lian: okey-dokey!
children: [watching video] oh! [gagging]
german: [undecipherable]
stan: click it off, dude! click it off! dude, what the fuck is wrong with german people?
cartman: all right, all right. let's just do what we came here to do, and put a message out to kids.
kyle: okay. let's see, i've gotta put out an all-access e-mail... god damn your mom sucks, cartman. -
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0animal battle videos
"when it comes to actual fights - there are plenty of videos that appear to be set in southeast asia somewhere. the one that jumps out to me is where a man and a woman are both stabbed and then thrown into this pit area. the pit only appeared to be about ten feet deep or so (completely guessing on that) but the problem is that they had what looked like a honey badger down there already and the badger/whatever in the hell it was started attacking the female. the female fell, flailed wildly while the man simply attempted to climb out of the pit, screaming his head off. surprisingly, the female was pretty quiet as she didn't last long. the badger-thing went after her head and she was motionless after that (assuming she died). when the man got close to the top by literally digging his hands into the dirt and climbing with all of his strength, he was shot.
once he hit the ground in the pit, the badger jumped, walked over to him and smelled him and then left him alone. keep in mind, both of them were stabbed before hand in the stomach and then thrown into this pit. i'm assuming this was in a poor part of asia where drug cartels and crime syndicates run things.
people already bet on animal fights to the death. bear baiting, dog fightings, etc happens all over the world. it's a documented fact.
criminals all over the world already abduct people (children and adults alike) and then use drugs, violence and torture to keep them as sex slaves for prostitution. that's a documented fact.
warlords in developing countries kidnap kids, drug them, make them rape and kill their own mothers and engage in cannibalism. they then keep them addicted to drugs so that they do their bidding and continue killing on command. that's a documented fact.
if there are people willing to engage in these types of behaviours then i wouldn't be surprised if i found out that the above (badger) story was true." -
416.
0when you're introduced to her, say, "hi, pleasure to beat you," then punch her in the face.
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417.
0adam gibi adam amk sevdim bini
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418.
0we built crossbows out of a graphite bow and split up, hunting each other in the forest. i still don't know how i survived childhood.
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419.
0she forced a smile for our "prom" photo, it still gives me chills to look at. the smile looks like she is being held hostage and is afraid to escape, playing friendly with her kidnapper to buy time.
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420.
0adam işte bu
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o saçlar ne amg -
enercidrink ne güzel yazıyon rahat rahat
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acayip tuhaf ve yamuğun sorununu çözdüm
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annem yemekteyiz izliyor beynine vurcam simdi
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millet kamllarda ciks yapıyor börtü böcek esliğide
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çeçen mucahit burhan çaçan
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31 spor derdini tasanı -
lipton emmi efendim abicim buyur
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kendimizi bir türlü bulumadık
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izmir 40 derece
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kelime savaşı oyunundan 18lik bı kızla
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avukat tanıdığı olan var mı
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