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0işin aslı, tam o zamanlar eşimden ayrılmıştım. Yalnızdım. Almanya'da fabrikada işçi olarak çalışıyordum. işten sonra, bir matbaada 70’li yılların erotik filmlerini satan bir arkadaşın telefonlarına falan bakıp siparişleri alıyordum. Sipariş veren iki gün sonra telefon edip “Ne biçim film satıyorsunuz, doğru dürüst ferre görmek istiyoruz” diye şikâyet ediyordu. Ben de patrona “Küfür yemekten bıktım, doğru dürüst bir şeyler yapalım” dedim. O da “Oyuncu bulmak zor, kimi oynatacağız” diye dert yanınca, “Ben oynarım, kadını da ayarlayacağım” dedim. 2000 yılında senaryosunu; daha doğrusu bizde senaryo pek olmaz da doğaçlama bir planlama yaptım. iş arayan bir kadın büroya geliyor ben de ona diyorum ki: “Sekreterden sadece buradaki dosyaları toplamasını istemeyiz, başka şeyler de isteriz.” O da “ciksi ben de severim” diyor. “O zaman bir deney yapalım falan” diyorum. Filmi piyasaya bir sürdük... Telefonlar susmuyor. “Bunun devdıbını yapın” diyorlar. 2001 yılında Köylü Kızı’nı çektikten sonra “Bu işi profesyonelce yapacağım” dedim.
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0ccc yiğit özgür ccc
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0damarlı bir yannanı var
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0@23 hani nerde lan
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0(bkz: §§§)
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0# ____________________.m88888888888888m,Tümünü Göster
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32.
0dün gece bana çok büyük kıyak yapmış bir gibişken
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0صغير في جنوب شرق أوروبا. يقع مضيقا البوسفور والدردنيل وبحر مرمرة -
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0hahahahahahhayt çok fenasın ayoll sennn
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0@15 kim niğdeli lan bin
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0@28 çevirisini yap bin
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0zevkine giberün
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38.
0komikmiş la bu eleman. ama zevkine jigololuk yapan ilk kişi bu bin herhalde
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0# ____________________.m88888888888888m,Tümünü Göster
_________________.a8888888888888888888b,
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40.
0@1 Fiyatta anlaşamadık dağılın
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41.
0yeni gelmiş ama komik lan bu adam
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42.
0işimi gördü sağolsun bin kanım ısındı birden.
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43.
0zor günlerin bini, red bull ateşlemeli yazar... ibretlik paylaşımcı...
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44.
0(bkz: bediüzzaman için 9999 entry)
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45.
0@41 benle alakası var bin
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banane olm
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bazi insanlar sadece dunyanin
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cccrammsteinccc ve jordi el nino adlı yazarlar -
buraya uğrayınca -
bozdun mu ulan kızı
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niye yaşıyoruz harbi
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turkiyede dogmak
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bu evrende ölürsek diğer evrenlerde de
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dua lipa travlara benziyor
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abi karı milleti sevilmez zaten
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çoook sıkıcı
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sabahtan beri kakılmışa kakıyom -
sozluge gelen tum trafik ferredan geliyo aq -
sozlugun yavaslik
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vajinanın sidikli tadı ve kekremsi kokusu
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allah dünya hayatına müdahele etmiyor
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sözlüğe 1 gigolayt ram vermişler amg
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benim bi akrabam var kıçında don yok
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karının makata aparat taktırnak istiyorum
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çaylak olan adam niye sinyal atar
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travesti ile el ele gezen incici
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başladıysa geç yazmalar
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ateistlere de bise demiyorum
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beyler geelin re cep tayyibe neden oy verdiklerini
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keşke manifest grubundan bir kızla sevgili -
simetrik olmayan yüz ve göz -
sıradan bir incici cuck aile fotosu -
muallak taşı gerçekten havada duruyor mu -
izmirde yine grev mi var
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a101 den hadi kart alırken kimlik gerekiyor mu
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